feat(paroxysm): upload queries for all quotes to eta's pastebin r/1733

- Currently, asking for all your quotes either stalls the bot, or
  doesn't result in you getting all your quotes, or both. This aims
  to resolve this oversight by shoving them all in a pastebin.
- This uses the lovely `crimp` library by tazjin, which is really
  good at just doing HTTP stuff with minimal fuss. Amazing!
  (although we should probably actually use the depot version)
- Everything is hard coded for now, but we probably don't care.
- Stuff expires after 24 hours, for privacy reasons?
- We also had to add a function to format entries without colours,
  and took the opportunity to clean up the format!() a bit.

Change-Id: I6e75968c7da48a51fff327355b8fa2c025d0db75
Reviewed-on: https://cl.tvl.fyi/c/depot/+/1872
Tested-by: BuildkiteCI
Reviewed-by: glittershark <grfn@gws.fyi>
Reviewed-by: lukegb <lukegb@tvl.fyi>

5 files changed, 116 insertions, 12 deletions

diff --git a/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.lock b/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.lock
index 80fbbed58d..bc82668841 100644
--- a/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.lock
+++ b/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.lock
@@ -139,6 +139,16 @@ version = "0.7.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 
 [[package]]
+name = "crimp"
+version = "0.2.2"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
+ "curl 0.4.33 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "serde 1.0.114 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "serde_json 1.0.57 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+]
+
+[[package]]
 name = "crossbeam-deque"
 version = "0.7.3"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
@@ -183,6 +193,34 @@ dependencies = [
 ]
 
 [[package]]
+name = "curl"
+version = "0.4.33"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
+ "curl-sys 0.4.36+curl-7.71.1 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "libc 0.2.74 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "openssl-probe 0.1.2 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "openssl-sys 0.9.58 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "schannel 0.1.19 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "socket2 0.3.12 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "winapi 0.3.9 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+]
+
+[[package]]
+name = "curl-sys"
+version = "0.4.36+curl-7.71.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
+ "cc 1.0.58 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "libc 0.2.74 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "libz-sys 1.1.0 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "openssl-sys 0.9.58 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "pkg-config 0.3.18 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "vcpkg 0.2.10 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "winapi 0.3.9 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+]
+
+[[package]]
 name = "diesel"
 version = "1.4.5"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
@@ -429,6 +467,17 @@ version = "0.2.74"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 
 [[package]]
+name = "libz-sys"
+version = "1.1.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
+ "cc 1.0.58 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "libc 0.2.74 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "pkg-config 0.3.18 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "vcpkg 0.2.10 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+]
+
+[[package]]
 name = "linked-hash-map"
 version = "0.3.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
@@ -690,6 +739,7 @@ version = "0.1.0"
 dependencies = [
  "chrono 0.4.13 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
  "config 0.9.3 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "crimp 0.2.2 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
  "diesel 1.4.5 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
  "env_logger 0.7.1 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
  "failure 0.1.8 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
@@ -977,6 +1027,17 @@ version = "1.4.1"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 
 [[package]]
+name = "socket2"
+version = "0.3.12"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
+ "cfg-if 0.1.10 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "libc 0.2.74 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "redox_syscall 0.1.57 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "winapi 0.3.9 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+]
+
+[[package]]
 name = "syn"
 version = "1.0.36"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
@@ -1351,10 +1412,13 @@ dependencies = [
 "checksum config 0.9.3 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "f9107d78ed62b3fa5a86e7d18e647abed48cfd8f8fab6c72f4cdb982d196f7e6"
 "checksum core-foundation 0.7.0 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "57d24c7a13c43e870e37c1556b74555437870a04514f7685f5b354e090567171"
 "checksum core-foundation-sys 0.7.0 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "b3a71ab494c0b5b860bdc8407ae08978052417070c2ced38573a9157ad75b8ac"
+"checksum crimp 0.2.2 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "bbe8f9a320ad9c1a2e3bacedaa281587bd297fb10a10179fd39f777049d04794"
 "checksum crossbeam-deque 0.7.3 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "9f02af974daeee82218205558e51ec8768b48cf524bd01d550abe5573a608285"
 "checksum crossbeam-epoch 0.8.2 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "058ed274caafc1f60c4997b5fc07bf7dc7cca454af7c6e81edffe5f33f70dace"
 "checksum crossbeam-queue 0.2.3 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "774ba60a54c213d409d5353bda12d49cd68d14e45036a285234c8d6f91f92570"
 "checksum crossbeam-utils 0.7.2 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "c3c7c73a2d1e9fc0886a08b93e98eb643461230d5f1925e4036204d5f2e261a8"
+"checksum curl 0.4.33 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "78baca05127a115136a9898e266988fc49ca7ea2c839f60fc6e1fc9df1599168"
+"checksum curl-sys 0.4.36+curl-7.71.1 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "68cad94adeb0c16558429c3c34a607acc9ea58e09a7b66310aabc9788fc5d721"
 "checksum diesel 1.4.5 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "3e2de9deab977a153492a1468d1b1c0662c1cf39e5ea87d0c060ecd59ef18d8c"
 "checksum diesel_derives 1.4.1 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "45f5098f628d02a7a0f68ddba586fb61e80edec3bdc1be3b921f4ceec60858d3"
 "checksum encoding 0.2.33 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "6b0d943856b990d12d3b55b359144ff341533e516d94098b1d3fc1ac666d36ec"
@@ -1385,6 +1449,7 @@ dependencies = [
 "checksum lazy_static 0.2.11 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "76f033c7ad61445c5b347c7382dd1237847eb1bce590fe50365dcb33d546be73"
 "checksum lazy_static 1.4.0 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "e2abad23fbc42b3700f2f279844dc832adb2b2eb069b2df918f455c4e18cc646"
 "checksum libc 0.2.74 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "a2f02823cf78b754822df5f7f268fb59822e7296276d3e069d8e8cb26a14bd10"
+"checksum libz-sys 1.1.0 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "af67924b8dd885cccea261866c8ce5b74d239d272e154053ff927dae839f5ae9"
 "checksum linked-hash-map 0.3.0 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "6d262045c5b87c0861b3f004610afd0e2c851e2908d08b6c870cbb9d5f494ecd"
 "checksum linked-hash-map 0.5.3 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "8dd5a6d5999d9907cda8ed67bbd137d3af8085216c2ac62de5be860bd41f304a"
 "checksum lock_api 0.3.4 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "c4da24a77a3d8a6d4862d95f72e6fdb9c09a643ecdb402d754004a557f2bec75"
@@ -1449,6 +1514,7 @@ dependencies = [
 "checksum slab 0.4.2 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "c111b5bd5695e56cffe5129854aa230b39c93a305372fdbb2668ca2394eea9f8"
 "checksum smallvec 0.6.13 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "f7b0758c52e15a8b5e3691eae6cc559f08eee9406e548a4477ba4e67770a82b6"
 "checksum smallvec 1.4.1 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "3757cb9d89161a2f24e1cf78efa0c1fcff485d18e3f55e0aa3480824ddaa0f3f"
+"checksum socket2 0.3.12 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "03088793f677dce356f3ccc2edb1b314ad191ab702a5de3faf49304f7e104918"
 "checksum syn 1.0.36 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "4cdb98bcb1f9d81d07b536179c269ea15999b5d14ea958196413869445bb5250"
 "checksum synstructure 0.12.4 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "b834f2d66f734cb897113e34aaff2f1ab4719ca946f9a7358dba8f8064148701"
 "checksum tempfile 3.1.0 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)" = "7a6e24d9338a0a5be79593e2fa15a648add6138caa803e2d5bc782c371732ca9"
diff --git a/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.toml b/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.toml
index eb1b4386c9..4d282285fd 100644
--- a/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.toml
+++ b/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.toml
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@ version = "0.1.0"
 [dependencies]
 chrono = "0.4"
 config = "0.9"
+crimp = "0.2"
 env_logger = "0.7"
 failure = "0.1"
 irc = "0.13"
diff --git a/fun/paroxysm/default.nix b/fun/paroxysm/default.nix
index b6eefc7a2e..dafd3cbb61 100644
--- a/fun/paroxysm/default.nix
+++ b/fun/paroxysm/default.nix
@@ -5,12 +5,13 @@ let
 in
 pkgs.naersk.buildPackage {
   name = "paroxysm";
-  version = "0.0.1";
+  version = "0.0.2";
   src = ./.;
 
   buildInputs = with pkgs; [
     openssl
     pkgconfig
     postgresql.lib
+    curl
   ];
 }
diff --git a/fun/paroxysm/src/keyword.rs b/fun/paroxysm/src/keyword.rs
index 7bbc8cadf6..1b2b6ce592 100644
--- a/fun/paroxysm/src/keyword.rs
+++ b/fun/paroxysm/src/keyword.rs
@@ -108,8 +108,12 @@ impl KeywordDetails {
     }
 
     pub fn format_entry(&self, idx: usize) -> Option<String> {
+        self.format_entry_colours(idx, true)
+    }
+
+    pub fn format_entry_colours(&self, idx: usize, with_colours: bool) -> Option<String> {
         if let Some(ent) = self.entries.get(idx.saturating_sub(1)) {
-            let gen_clr = if self.keyword.chan == "*" {
+            let gen_clr = if self.keyword.chan == "*" && with_colours {
                 "\x0307"
             } else {
                 ""
@@ -117,13 +121,18 @@ impl KeywordDetails {
             let zwsp_name = Self::add_zwsp_to_name(&self.keyword.name)
                 .unwrap_or_else(|| self.keyword.name.clone());
             Some(format!(
-                "\x02{}{}\x0f\x0315[{}/{}]\x0f: {} \x0f\x0314[{}]\x0f",
+                "{}{}{name}{}[{idx}/{total}]{}: {text} {}[{date}]{}",
+                if with_colours { "\x02" } else { "" },
                 gen_clr,
-                zwsp_name,
-                idx,
-                self.entries.len(),
-                ent.text,
-                ent.creation_ts.date()
+                if with_colours { "\x0f\x0315" } else { "" },
+                if with_colours { "\x0f" } else { "" },
+                if with_colours { "\x0f\x0314" } else { "" },
+                if with_colours { "\x0f" } else { "" },
+                name = zwsp_name,
+                idx = idx,
+                total = self.entries.len(),
+                text = ent.text,
+                date = ent.creation_ts.date()
             ))
         } else {
             None
diff --git a/fun/paroxysm/src/main.rs b/fun/paroxysm/src/main.rs
index 7bfdf8cb43..0fed3133f8 100644
--- a/fun/paroxysm/src/main.rs
+++ b/fun/paroxysm/src/main.rs
@@ -230,12 +230,39 @@ impl App {
                 if let Some(mut idx) = idx {
                     if idx == -1 {
                         // 'get all entries' ('*' parses into this)
+                        // step 1: make a blob of all the quotes
+                        let mut data_to_upload = String::new();
                         for i in 0..kwd.entries.len() {
-                            self.client.send_notice(
-                                nick,
-                                format!("[{}] {}", chan, kwd.format_entry(i + 1).unwrap()),
-                            )?;
+                            data_to_upload
+                                .push_str(&kwd.format_entry_colours(i + 1, false).unwrap());
+                            data_to_upload.push('\n');
+                        }
+                        // step 2: attempt to POST it to eta's pastebin
+                        // TODO(eta): make configurable
+                        let response = crimp::Request::put("https://theta.eu.org/lx/upload")
+                            .user_agent("paroxysm/0.0.2 crimp/0.2")?
+                            .header("Linx-Expiry", "86400")? // 24 hours
+                            .body("text/plain", data_to_upload.as_bytes())
+                            .timeout(std::time::Duration::from_secs(2))?
+                            .send()?
+                            .as_string()?;
+                        // step 3: tell the world about it
+                        if response.status != 200 {
+                            Err(format_err!(
+                                "upload returned {}: {}",
+                                response.status,
+                                response.body
+                            ))?
                         }
+                        self.client.send_notice(
+                            target,
+                            format!(
+                                "\x02{}\x0f: uploaded {} quotes to \x02\x0311{}\x0f (will expire in \x0224\x0f hours)",
+                                subj,
+                                kwd.entries.len(),
+                                response.body
+                            )
+                        )?;
                     } else {
                         if idx == 0 {
                             idx = 1;