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+Subdirectories contain blog posts and static assets only
diff --git a/users/tazjin/blog/default.nix b/users/tazjin/blog/default.nix
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+# This creates the static files that make up my blog from the Markdown
+# files in this repository.
+#
+# All blog posts are rendered from Markdown by cheddar.
+{ depot, lib, ... }@args:
+
+with depot.nix.yants;
+
+let
+  inherit (builtins) filter hasAttr map;
+
+  # Type definition for a single blog post.
+  post = struct "blog-post" {
+    key = string; #
+    title = string;
+    date = int;
+
+    # Path to the Markdown file containing the post content.
+    content = path;
+
+    # Should this post be included in the index? (defaults to true)
+    listed = option bool;
+
+    # Is this a draft? (adds a banner indicating that the link should
+    # not be shared)
+    draft = option bool;
+
+    # Previously each post title had a numeric ID. For these numeric
+    # IDs, redirects are generated so that old URLs stay compatible.
+    oldKey = option string;
+  };
+
+  posts = list post (import ./posts.nix);
+  fragments = import ./fragments.nix args;
+
+  rendered = depot.third_party.runCommandNoCC "tazjins-blog" {} ''
+    mkdir -p $out
+
+    ${lib.concatStringsSep "\n" (map (post:
+      "cp ${fragments.renderPost post} $out/${post.key}.html"
+    ) posts)}
+  '';
+
+  includePost = post: !(fragments.isDraft post) && !(fragments.isUnlisted post);
+in {
+  inherit post rendered;
+  static = ./static;
+
+  # Only include listed posts
+  posts = filter includePost posts;
+
+  # Generate embeddable nginx configuration for redirects from old post URLs
+  oldRedirects = lib.concatStringsSep "\n" (map (post: ''
+    location ~* ^(/en)?/${post.oldKey} {
+      # TODO(tazjin): 301 once this works
+      return 302 https://tazj.in/blog/${post.key};
+    }
+  '') (filter (hasAttr "oldKey") posts));
+}
diff --git a/users/tazjin/blog/fragments.nix b/users/tazjin/blog/fragments.nix
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+# This file defines various fragments of the blog, such as the header
+# and footer, as functions that receive arguments to be templated into
+# them.
+#
+# An entire post is rendered by `renderPost`, which assembles the
+# fragments together in a runCommand execution.
+#
+# The post index is generated by //web/homepage, not by this code.
+{ depot, lib, ... }:
+
+let
+  inherit (builtins) filter map hasAttr replaceStrings toFile;
+  inherit (depot.third_party) runCommandNoCC writeText;
+
+  # Generate a post list for all listed, non-draft posts.
+  isDraft = post: (hasAttr "draft" post) && post.draft;
+  isUnlisted = post: (hasAttr "listed" post) && !post.listed;
+
+  escape = replaceStrings [ "<" ">" "&" "'" ] [ "&lt;" "&gt;" "&amp;" "&#39;" ];
+
+  header = title: ''
+  <!DOCTYPE html>
+  <head>
+    <meta charset="utf-8">
+    <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
+    <meta name="description" content="tazjin&#39;s blog">
+    <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/static/tazjin.css" media="all">
+    <link rel="icon" type="image/webp" href="/static/favicon.webp">
+    <link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" title="RSS-Feed" href="/rss.xml">
+    <title>tazjin&#39;s blog: ${escape title}</title>
+  </head>
+  <body class="light">
+    <header>
+      <h1><a class="blog-title" href="/">tazjin&#39;s interblag</a> </h1>
+      <hr>
+    </header>
+  '';
+
+  footer = ''
+    <hr>
+    <footer>
+      <p class="footer">
+        <a class="uncoloured-link" href="https://tazj.in">homepage</a>
+        |
+        <a class="uncoloured-link" href="https://git.tazj.in/about">code</a>
+        |
+        <a class="uncoloured-link" href="https://twitter.com/tazjin">twitter</a>
+      </p>
+      <p class="lod">ಠ_ಠ</p>
+    </footer>
+  </body>
+  '';
+
+  draftWarning = toFile "draft.html" ''
+    <p class="cheddar-callout cheddar-warning">
+      <b>Note:</b> This post is a <b>draft</b>! Please do not share
+      the link to it without asking me first.
+    </p>
+    <hr>
+  '';
+
+  unlistedWarning = toFile "unlisted.html" ''
+    <p class="cheddar-callout cheddar-warning">
+      <b>Note:</b> This post is <b>unlisted</b>! Please do not share
+      the link to it without asking me first.
+    </p>
+    <hr>
+  '';
+
+  renderPost = post: runCommandNoCC "${post.key}.html" {} ''
+    cat ${toFile "header.html" (header post.title)} > $out
+
+    # Write the post title & date
+    echo '<article><h2 class="inline">${escape post.title}</h2>' >> $out
+    echo '<aside class="date">' >> $out
+    date --date="@${toString post.date}" '+%Y-%m-%d' >> $out
+    echo '</aside>' >> $out
+
+    ${
+      # Add a warning to draft/unlisted posts to make it clear that
+      # people should not share the post.
+
+      if (isDraft post) then "cat ${draftWarning} >> $out"
+      else if (isUnlisted post) then "cat ${unlistedWarning} >> $out"
+      else "# Your ads could be here?"
+    }
+
+    # Write the actual post through cheddar's about-filter mechanism
+    cat ${post.content} | ${depot.tools.cheddar}/bin/cheddar --about-filter ${post.content} >> $out
+    echo '</article>' >> $out
+
+    cat ${toFile "footer.html" footer} >> $out
+  '';
+in {
+  inherit renderPost isDraft isUnlisted;
+}
diff --git a/users/tazjin/blog/posts.nix b/users/tazjin/blog/posts.nix
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+# This file defines all the blog posts.
+[
+  {
+    key = "emacs-is-underrated";
+    title = "Emacs is the most underrated tool";
+    date = 1581286656;
+    content = ./posts/emacs-is-underrated.md;
+    draft = true;
+  }
+  {
+    key = "best-tools";
+    title = "tazjin's best tools";
+    date = 1576800001;
+    content = ./posts/best-tools.md;
+  }
+  {
+    key = "nixery-layers";
+    title = "Nixery: Improved Layering Design";
+    date = 1565391600;
+    content = ./posts/nixery-layers.md;
+  }
+  {
+    key = "reversing-watchguard-vpn";
+    title = "Reverse-engineering WatchGuard Mobile VPN";
+    date = 1486830338;
+    content = ./posts/reversing-watchguard-vpn.md;
+    oldKey = "1486830338";
+  }
+  {
+    key = "make-object-t-again";
+    title = "Make Object <T> Again!";
+    date = 1476807384;
+    content = ./posts/make-object-t-again.md;
+    oldKey = "1476807384";
+  }
+  {
+    key = "the-smu-problem";
+    title = "The SMU-problem of messaging apps";
+    date = 1450354078;
+    content =./posts/the-smu-problem.md;
+    oldKey = "1450354078";
+  }
+  {
+    key = "sick-in-sweden";
+    title = "Being sick in Sweden";
+    date = 1423995834;
+    content = ./posts/sick-in-sweden.md;
+    oldKey = "1423995834";
+  }
+  {
+    key = "nsa-zettabytes";
+    title = "The NSA's 5 zettabytes of data";
+    date = 1375310627;
+    content = ./posts/nsa-zettabytes.md;
+    oldKey = "1375310627";
+  }
+]
diff --git a/users/tazjin/blog/posts/best-tools.md b/users/tazjin/blog/posts/best-tools.md
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+In the spirit of various other "Which X do you use?"-pages I thought it would be
+fun to have a little post here that describes which tools I've found to work
+well for myself.
+
+When I say "tools" here, it's not about software - it's about real, physical
+tools!
+
+If something goes on this list that's because I think it's seriously a
+best-in-class type of product.
+
+<!-- markdown-toc start - Don't edit this section. Run M-x markdown-toc-refresh-toc -->
+- [Media & Tech](#media--tech)
+    - [Keyboard](#keyboard)
+    - [Speakers](#speakers)
+    - [Headphones](#headphones)
+        - [Earphones](#earphones)
+    - [Phone](#phone)
+- [Other stuff](#other-stuff)
+    - [Toothbrush](#toothbrush)
+    - [Shavers](#shavers)
+    - [Shoulder bag](#shoulder-bag)
+    - [Wallet](#wallet)
+<!-- markdown-toc end -->
+
+---------
+
+# Media & Tech
+
+## Keyboard
+
+The best keyboard that money will buy you at the moment is the [Kinesis
+Advantage][advantage]. There's a variety of contoured & similarly shaped
+keyboards on the market, but the Kinesis is the only one I've tried that has
+properly implemented the keywell concept.
+
+I struggle with RSI issues and the Kinesis actually makes it possible for me to
+type for longer periods of time, which always leads to extra discomfort on
+laptop keyboards and such.
+
+Honestly, the Kinesis is probably the best piece of equipment on this entire
+list. I own several of them and there will probably be more in the future. They
+last forever and your wrists will thank you in the future, even if you do not
+suffer from RSI yet.
+
+[advantage]: https://kinesis-ergo.com/shop/advantage2/
+
+## Speakers
+
+The speakers that I've hooked up to my audio setup (including both record player
+& Chromecast / TV) are the [Teufel Motiv 2][motiv-2]. I've had these for over a
+decade and they're incredibly good, but unfortunately Teufel no longer makes
+them.
+
+It's possible to grab a pair on eBay occasionally, so keep an eye out if you're
+interested!
+
+[motiv-2]: https://www.teufelaudio.com/uk/pc/motiv-2-p167.html
+
+## Headphones
+
+I use the [Bose QC35][qc35] (note: link goes to a newer generation than the one
+I own) for their outstanding noise cancelling functionality and decent sound.
+
+When I first bought them I didn't expect them to end up on this list as the
+firmware had issues that made them only barely usable, but Bose has managed to
+iron these problems out over time.
+
+I avoid using Bluetooth when outside and fortunately the QC35 come with an
+optional cable that you can plug into any good old 3.5mm jack.
+
+[qc35]: https://www.bose.co.uk/en_gb/products/headphones/over_ear_headphones/quietcomfort-35-wireless-ii.html
+
+### Earphones
+
+Actually, to follow up on the above - most of the time I'm not using (over-ear)
+headphones, but (in-ear) earphones - specifically the (**wired!!!**) [Apple
+EarPods][earpods].
+
+Apple will probably stop selling these soon because they've gotten into the
+habit of cancelling all of their good products, so I have a stash of these
+around. You will usually find no fewer than 3-4 of them lying around in my
+flat.
+
+[earpods]: https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/product/MNHF2ZM/A/earpods-with-35mm-headphone-plug
+
+## Phone
+
+The best phone I have used in recent years is the [iPhone SE][se]. It was the
+*last* phone that had a reasonable size (up to 4") *and* a 3.5mm headphone jack.
+
+Unfortunately, it runs iOS. Despite owning a whole bunch of SEs, I have finally
+moved on to an Android phone that is only moderately larger (still by an
+annoying amount), but does at least have a headphone jack: The [Samsung Galaxy
+S10e][s10e].
+
+It has pretty good hardware and I can almost reach 70% of the screen, which is
+better than other phones out there right now. Unfortunately it runs Samsung's
+impossible-to-remove bloatware on top of Android, but that is still less
+annoying to use than iOS.
+
+QUESTION: This is the only item on this list for which I am actively seeking a
+replacement, so if you have any tips about new phones that might fit these
+criteria that I've missed please let me know!
+
+[se]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_SE
+[s10e]: https://www.phonearena.com/phones/Samsung-Galaxy-S10e_id11114
+
+# Other stuff
+
+## Toothbrush
+
+The [Philips Sonicare][sonicare] (note: link goes to a newer generation than
+mine) is excellent and well worth its money.
+
+I've had it for a few years and whereas I occasionally had minor teeth issues
+before, they seem to be mostly gone now. According to my dentist the state of my
+teeth is now usually pretty good and I draw a direct correlation back to this
+thing.
+
+The newer generations come with flashy features like apps and probably more
+LEDs, but I suspect that those can just be ignored.
+
+[sonicare]: https://www.philips.co.uk/c-m-pe/electric-toothbrushes
+
+## Shavers
+
+The [Philipps SensoTouch 3D][sensotouch] is excellent. Super-comfortable close
+face shave in no time and leaves absolutely no mess around, as far as I can
+tell! I've had this for ~5 years and it's not showing any signs of aging yet.
+
+Another bonus is that its battery time is effectively infinite. I've never had
+to worry when bringing it on a longer trip!
+
+[sensotouch]: https://www.philips.co.uk/c-p/1250X_40/norelco-sensotouch-3d-wet-and-dry-electric-razor-with-precision-trimmer
+
+## Shoulder bag
+
+When I moved to London I wanted to stop using backpacks most of the time, as
+those are just annoying to deal with when commuting on the tube.
+
+To work around this I wanted a good shoulder bag with a vertical format (to save
+space), but it turned out that there's very few of those around that reach any
+kind of quality standard.
+
+The one I settled on is the [Waterfield Muzetto][muzetto] leather bag. It's one
+of those things that comes with a bit of a price tag attached, but it's well
+worth it!
+
+[muzetto]: https://www.sfbags.com/collections/shoulder-messenger-bags/products/muzetto-leather-bag
+
+## Wallet
+
+My wallet is the [Bellroy Slim Sleeve][slim-sleeve]. I don't carry cash unless
+I'm attending an event in Germany and this wallet fits that lifestyle perfectly.
+
+It's near indestructible, looks great, is very slim and fits a ton of cards,
+business cards, receipts and whatever else you want to be lugging around with
+you!
+
+[slim-sleeve]: https://bellroy.com/products/slim-sleeve-wallet/default/charcoal
diff --git a/users/tazjin/blog/posts/emacs-is-underrated.md b/users/tazjin/blog/posts/emacs-is-underrated.md
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+TIP: Hello, and thanks for offering to review my draft! This post
+intends to convey to people what the point of Emacs is. Not to convert
+them to use it, but at least with opening their minds to the
+possibility that it might contain valuable things. I don't know if I'm
+on track in the right direction, and your input will help me figure it
+out. Thanks!
+
+TODO(tazjin): Restructure sections: Intro -> Introspectability (and
+story) -> text-based UIs (which lead to fluidity, muscle memory across
+programs and "translatability" of workflows) -> Outro. It needs more
+flow!
+
+TODO(tazjin): Highlight more that it's not about editing: People can
+derive useful things from Emacs by just using magit/org/notmuch/etc.!
+
+TODO(tazjin): Note that there's value in trying Emacs even if people
+don't end up using it, similar to how learning languages like Lisp or
+Haskell helps grow as a programmer even without using them day-to-day.
+
+*Real post starts below!*
+
+---------
+
+There are two kinds of people: Those who use Emacs, and those who
+think it is a text editor. This post is aimed at those in the second
+category.
+
+Emacs is the most critical piece of software I run. My [Emacs
+configuration][emacs-config] has steadily evolved for almost a decade.
+Emacs is my window manager, mail client, terminal, git client,
+information management system and - perhaps unsurprisingly - text
+editor.
+
+Before going into why I chose to invest so much into this program,
+follow me along on a little thought experiment:
+
+----------
+
+Lets say you use a proprietary spreadsheet program. You find that
+there are features in it that *almost, but not quite* do what you
+want.
+
+What can you do? You can file a feature request to the company that
+makes it and hope they listen, but for the likes of Apple and
+Microsoft chances are they won't and there is nothing you can do.
+
+Let's say you are also running an open-source program for image
+manipulation. You again find that some of its features are subtly
+different from what you would want them to do.
+
+Things look a bit different this time - after all, the program is
+open-source! You can go and fetch its source code, figure out its
+internal structure and wrangle various layers of code into submission
+until you find the piece that implements the functionality you want to
+change. If you know the language it is written in; you can modify the
+feature.
+
+Now all that's left is figuring out its build system[^1], building and
+installing it and moving over to the new version.
+
+Realistically you are not going to do this much in the real world. The
+friction to contributing to projects, especially complex ones, is
+often quite high. For minor inconveniences, you might often find
+yourself just shrugging and working around them.
+
+What if it didn't have to be this way?
+
+-------------
+
+One of the core properties of Emacs is that it is *introspective* and
+*self-documenting*.
+
+For example: A few years ago, I had just switched over to using
+[EXWM][], the Emacs X Window Manager. To launch applications I was
+using an Emacs program called Helm that let me select installed
+programs interactively and press <kbd>RET</kbd> to execute them.
+
+This was very useful - until I discovered that if I tried to open a
+second terminal window, it would display an error:
+
+    Error: urxvt is already running
+
+Had this been dmenu, I might have had to go through the whole process
+described above to fix the issue. But it wasn't dmenu - it was an
+Emacs program, and I did the following things:
+
+1. I pressed <kbd>C-h k</kbd>[^2] (which means "please tell me what
+   the following key does"), followed by <kbd>s-d</kbd> (which was my
+   keybinding for launching programs).
+
+2. Emacs displayed a new buffer saying, roughly:
+
+   ```
+   s-d runs the command helm-run-external-command (found in global-map),
+   which is an interactive autoloaded compiled Lisp function in
+   ‘.../helm-external.el’.
+
+   It is bound to s-d.
+   ```
+
+   I clicked on the filename.
+
+3. Emacs opened the file and jumped to the definition of
+   `helm-run-external-command`. After a few seconds of reading through
+   the code, I found this snippet:
+
+   ```lisp
+   (if (get-process proc)
+       (if helm-raise-command
+           (shell-command  (format helm-raise-command real-com))
+         (error "Error: %s is already running" real-com))
+     ;; ... the actual code to launch programs followed below ...
+     )
+   ```
+
+4. I deleted the outer if-expression which implemented the behaviour I
+   didn't want, pressed <kbd>C-M-x</kbd> to reload the code and saved
+   the file.
+
+The whole process took maybe a minute, and the problem was now gone.
+
+Emacs isn't just "open-source", it actively encourages the user to
+modify it, discover what to modify and experiment while it is running.
+
+In some sense it is like the experience of the old Lisp machines, a
+paradigm that we have completely forgotten.
+
+---------------
+
+Circling back to my opening statement: If Emacs is not a text editor,
+then what *is* it?
+
+The Emacs website says this:
+
+> [Emacs] is an interpreter for Emacs Lisp, a dialect of the Lisp
+> programming language with extensions to support text editing
+
+The core of Emacs implements the language and the functionality needed
+to evaluate and run it, as well as various primitives for user
+interface construction such as buffers, windows and frames.
+
+Every other feature of Emacs is implemented *in Emacs Lisp*.
+
+The Emacs distribution ships with rudimentary text editing
+functionality (and some language-specific support for the most popular
+languages), but it also brings with it two IRC clients, a Tetris
+implementation, a text-mode web browser, [org-mode][] and many other
+tools.
+
+Outside of the core distribution there is a myriad of available
+programs for Emacs: [magit][] (the famous git porcelain), text-based
+[HTTP clients][], even interactive [Kubernetes frontends][k8s].
+
+What all of these tools have in common is that they use text-based
+user interfaces (UI elements like images are used only sparingly in
+Emacs), and that they can be introspected and composed like everything
+else in Emacs.
+
+If magit does not expose a git flag I need, it's trivial to add. If I
+want a keybinding to jump from a buffer showing me a Kubernetes pod to
+a magit buffer for the source code of the container, it only takes a
+few lines of Emacs Lisp to implement.
+
+As proficiency with Emacs Lisp ramps up, the environment becomes
+malleable like clay and evolves along with the user's taste and needs.
+Muscle memory learned for one program translates seamlessly to others,
+and the overall effect is an improvement in *workflow fluidity* that
+is difficult to overstate.
+
+Also, workflows based on Emacs are *stable*. Moving my window
+management to Emacs has meant that I'm not subject to the whim of some
+third-party developer changing my window layouting features (as they
+often do on MacOS).
+
+To illustrate this: Emacs has development history back to the 1970s,
+continuous git history that survived multiple VCS migrations [since
+1985][first-commit] (that's 22 years before git itself was released!)
+and there is code[^3] implementing interactive functionality that has
+survived unmodified in Emacs *since then*.
+
+---------------
+
+Now, what is the point of this post?
+
+I decided to write this after a recent [tweet][] by @IanColdwater (in
+the context of todo-management apps):
+
+> The fact that it's 2020 and the most viable answer to this appears
+> to be Emacs might be the saddest thing I've ever heard
+
+What bothers me is that people see this as *sad*. Emacs being around
+for this long and still being unparalleled for many of the UX
+paradigms implemented by its programs is, in my book, incredible - and
+not sad.
+
+How many other paradigms have survived this long? How many other tools
+still have fervent followers, amazing [developer tooling][] and a
+[vibrant ecosystem][] at this age?
+
+Steve Yegge [said it best][babel][^5]: Emacs has the Quality Without a
+Name.
+
+What I wish you, the reader, should take away from this post is the
+following:
+
+TODO(tazjin): Figure out what people should take away from this post.
+I need to sleep on it. It's something about not dismissing tools just
+because of their age, urging them to explore paradigms that might seem
+unfamiliar and so on. Ideas welcome.
+
+---------------
+
+[^1]: Wouldn't it be a joy if every project just used Nix? I digress ...
+[^2]: These are keyboard shortcuts written in [Emacs Key Notation][ekn].
+[^3]: For example, [functionality for online memes][studly] that
+    wouldn't be invented for decades to come!
+[^4]: ... and some things wrong, but that is an issue for a separate post!
+[^5]: And I really *do* urge you to read that post's section on Emacs.
+
+[emacs-config]: https://git.tazj.in/tree/tools/emacs
+[EXWM]: https://github.com/ch11ng/exwm
+[helm]: https://github.com/emacs-helm/helm
+[ekn]: https://www.gnu.org/software/emacs/manual/html_node/efaq/Basic-keys.html
+[org-mode]: https://orgmode.org/
+[magit]: https://magit.vc
+[HTTP clients]: https://github.com/pashky/restclient.el
+[k8s]: https://github.com/jypma/kubectl
+[first-commit]: http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/emacs.git/commit/?id=ce5584125c44a1a2fbb46e810459c50b227a95e2
+[studly]: http://git.savannah.gnu.org/cgit/emacs.git/commit/?id=47bdd84a0a9d20aab934482a64b84d0db63e7532
+[tweet]: https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1220824466525229056
+[developer tooling]: https://github.com/alphapapa/emacs-package-dev-handbook
+[vibrant ecosystem]: https://github.com/emacs-tw/awesome-emacs
+[babel]: https://sites.google.com/site/steveyegge2/tour-de-babel#TOC-Lisp
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+A few minutes ago I found myself debugging a strange Java issue related
+to Jackson, one of the most common Java JSON serialization libraries.
+
+The gist of the issue was that a short wrapper using some types from
+[Javaslang](http://www.javaslang.io/) was causing unexpected problems:
+
+```java
+public <T> Try<T> readValue(String json, TypeReference type) {
+  return Try.of(() -> objectMapper.readValue(json, type));
+}
+```
+
+The signature of this function was based on the original Jackson
+`readValue` type signature:
+
+```java
+public <T> T readValue(String content, TypeReference valueTypeRef)
+```
+
+While happily using my wrapper function I suddenly got an unexpected
+error telling me that `Object` is incompatible with the type I was
+asking Jackson to de-serialize, which got me to re-evaluate the above
+type signature again.
+
+Lets look for a second at some code that will *happily compile* if you
+are using Jackson\'s own `readValue`:
+
+```java
+// This shouldn't compile!
+Long l = objectMapper.readValue("\"foo\"", new TypeReference<String>(){});
+```
+
+As you can see there we ask Jackson to decode the JSON into a `String`
+as enclosed in the `TypeReference`, but assign the result to a `Long`.
+And it compiles. And it failes at runtime with
+`java.lang.ClassCastException: java.lang.String cannot be cast to java.lang.Long`.
+Huh?
+
+Looking at the Jackson `readValue` implementation it becomes clear
+what\'s going on here:
+
+```java
+@SuppressWarnings({ "unchecked", "rawtypes" })
+public <T> T readValue(String content, TypeReference valueTypeRef)
+    throws IOException, JsonParseException, JsonMappingException
+{
+    return (T) _readMapAndClose(/* whatever */);
+}
+```
+
+The function is parameterised over the type `T`, however the only place
+where `T` occurs in the signature is in the parameter declaration and
+the function return type. Java will happily let you use generic
+functions and types without specifying type parameters:
+
+```java
+// Compiles fine!
+final List myList = List.of(1,2,3);
+
+// Type is now myList : List<Object>
+```
+
+Meaning that those parameters default to `Object`. Now in the code above
+Jackson also explicitly casts the return value of its inner function
+call to `T`.
+
+What ends up happening is that Java infers the expected return type from
+the context of the `readValue` and then happily uses the unchecked cast
+to fit that return type. If the type hints of the context aren\'t strong
+enough we simply get `Object` back.
+
+So what\'s the fix for this? It\'s quite simple:
+
+```java
+public <T> T readValue(String content, TypeReference<T> valueTypeRef)
+```
+
+By also making the parameter appear in the `TypeReference` we \"bind\"
+`T` to the type enclosed in the type reference. The cast can then also
+safely be removed.
+
+The cherries on top of this are:
+
+1.  `@SuppressWarnings({ "rawtypes" })` explicitly disables a
+    warning that would\'ve caught this
+
+2.  the `readValue` implementation using the less powerful `Class`
+    class to carry the type parameter does this correctly: `public <T>
+    T readValue(String content, Class<T> valueType)`
+
+The big question I have about this is *why* does Jackson do it this way?
+Obviously the warning did not just appear there by chance, so somebody
+must have thought about this?
+
+If anyone knows what the reason is, I\'d be happy to hear from you.
+
+PS: Shoutout to David & Lucia for helping me not lose my sanity over
+this.
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+TIP: This blog post was originally published as a design document for
+[Nixery][] and is not written in the same style
+as other blog posts.
+
+Thanks to my colleagues at Google and various people from the Nix community for
+reviewing this.
+
+------
+
+# Nixery: Improved Layering
+
+**Authors**: tazjin@
+
+**Reviewers**: so...@, en...@, pe...@
+
+**Status**: Implemented
+
+**Last Updated**: 2019-08-10
+
+## Introduction
+
+This document describes a design for an improved image layering method for use
+in Nixery. The algorithm [currently used][grhmc] is designed for a slightly
+different use-case and we can improve upon it by making use of more of the
+available data.
+
+## Background / Motivation
+
+Nixery is a service that uses the [Nix package manager][nix] to build container
+images (for runtimes such as Docker), that are served on-demand via the
+container [registry protocols][]. A demo instance is available at
+[nixery.dev][].
+
+In practice this means users can simply issue a command such as `docker pull
+nixery.dev/shell/git` and receive an image that was built ad-hoc containing a
+shell environment and git.
+
+One of the major advantages of building container images via Nix (as described
+for `buildLayeredImage` in [this blog post][grhmc]) is that the
+content-addressable nature of container image layers can be used to provide more
+efficient caching characteristics (caching based on layer content) than what is
+common with Dockerfiles and other image creation methods (caching based on layer
+creation method).
+
+However, this is constrained by the maximum number of layers supported in an
+image (125). A naive approach such as putting each included package (any
+library, binary, etc.) in its own layer quickly runs into this limitation due to
+the large number of dependencies more complex systems tend to have. In addition,
+users wanting to extend images created by Nixery (e.g. via `FROM nixery.dev/…`)
+share this layer maximum with the created image - limiting extensibility if all
+layers are used up by Nixery.
+
+In theory the layering strategy of `buildLayeredImage` should already provide
+good caching characteristics, but in practice we are seeing many images with
+significantly more packages than the number of layers configured, leading to
+more frequent cache-misses than desired.
+
+The current implementation of `buildLayeredImage` inspects a graph of image
+dependencies and determines the total number of references (direct & indirect)
+to any node in the graph. It then sorts all dependencies by this popularity
+metric and puts the first `n - 2` (for `n` being the maximum number of layers)
+packages in their own layers, all remaining packages in one layer and the image
+configuration in the final layer.
+
+## Design / Proposal
+
+## (Close-to) ideal layer-layout using more data
+
+We start out by considering what a close to ideal layout of layers would look
+like for a simple use-case.
+
+![Ideal layout](/static/img/nixery/ideal_layout.webp)
+
+In this example, counting the total number of references to each node in the
+graph yields the following result:
+
+| pkg   | refs |
+|-------|------|
+| E     | 3    |
+| D     | 2    |
+| F     | 2    |
+| A,B,C | 1    |
+
+Assuming we are constrained to 4 layers, the current algorithm would yield these layers:
+
+```
+L1: E
+L2: D
+L3: F
+L4: A, B, C
+```
+
+The initial proposal for this design is that additional data should be
+considered in addition to the total number of references, in particular a
+distinction should be made between direct and indirect references. Packages that
+are only referenced indirectly should be merged with their parents.
+
+This yields the following table:
+
+| pkg   | direct | indirect |
+|-------|--------|----------|
+| E     | 3      | 3        |
+| D     | 2      | 2        |
+| F     | *1*    | 2        |
+| A,B,C | 1      | 1        |
+
+Despite having two indirect references, F is in fact only being referred to
+once. Assuming that we have no other data available outside of this graph, we
+have no reason to assume that F has any popularity outside of the scope of D.
+This might yield the following layers:
+
+```
+L1: E
+L2: D, F
+L3: A
+L4: B, C
+```
+
+D and F were grouped, while the top-level references (i.e. the packages
+explicitly requested by the user) were split up.
+
+An assumption is introduced here to justify this split: The top-level packages
+is what the user is modifying directly, and those groupings are likely
+unpredictable. Thus it is opportune to not group top-level packages in the same
+layer.
+
+This raises a new question: Can we make better decisions about where to split
+the top-level?
+
+## (Even closer to) ideal layering using (even) more data
+
+So far when deciding layer layouts, only information immediately available in
+the build graph of the image has been considered. We do however have much more
+information available, as we have both the entire nixpkgs-tree and potentially
+other information (such as download statistics).
+
+We can calculate the total number of references to any derivation in nixpkgs and
+use that to rank the popularity of each package. Packages within some percentile
+can then be singled out as good candidates for a separate layer.
+
+When faced with a splitting decision such as in the last section, this data can
+aid the decision. Assume for example that package B in the above is actually
+`openssl`, which is a very popular package. Taking this into account would
+instead yield the following layers:
+
+```
+L1: E,
+L2: D, F
+L3: B,
+L4: A, C
+```
+
+## Layer budgets and download size considerations
+
+As described in the introduction, there is a finite amount of layers available
+for each image (the “layer budget”). When calculating the layer distribution, we
+might end up with the “ideal” list of layers that we would like to create. Using
+our previous example:
+
+```
+L1: E,
+L2: D, F
+L3: A
+L4: B
+L5: C
+```
+
+If we only have a layer budget of 4 available, something needs to be merged into
+the same layer. To make a decision here we could consider only the package
+popularity, but there is in fact another piece of information that has not come
+up yet: The actual size of the package.
+
+Presumably a user would not mind downloading a library that is a few kilobytes
+in size repeatedly, but they would if it was a 200 megabyte binary instead.
+
+Conversely if a large binary was successfully cached, but an extremely popular
+small library is not, the total download size might also grow to irritating
+levels.
+
+To avoid this we can calculate a merge rating:
+
+    merge_rating(pkg) = popularity_percentile(pkg) × size(pkg.subtree)
+
+Packages with a low merge rating would be merged together before packages with
+higher merge ratings.
+
+## Implementation
+
+There are two primary components of the implementation:
+
+1. The layering component which, given an image specification, decides the image
+   layers.
+
+2. The popularity component which, given the entire nixpkgs-tree, calculates the
+   popularity of packages.
+
+## Layering component
+
+It turns out that graph theory’s concept of [dominator trees][] maps reasonably
+well onto the proposed idea of separating direct and indirect dependencies. This
+becomes visible when creating the dominator tree of a simple example:
+
+![Example without extra edges](/static/img/nixery/example_plain.webp)
+
+Before calculating the dominator tree, we inspect each node and insert extra
+edges from the root for packages that match a certain popularity or size
+threshold. In this example, G is popular and an extra edge is inserted:
+
+![Example with extra edges](/static/img/nixery/example_extra.webp)
+
+Calculating the dominator tree of this graph now yields our ideal layer
+distribution:
+
+![Dominator tree of example](/static/img/nixery/dominator.webp)
+
+The nodes immediately dominated by the root node can now be “harvested” as image
+layers, and merging can be performed as described above until the result fits
+into the layer budget.
+
+To implement this, the layering component uses the [gonum/graph][] library which
+supports calculating dominator trees. The program is fed with Nix’s
+`exportReferencesGraph` (which contains the runtime dependency graph and runtime
+closure size) as well as the popularity data and layer budget. It returns a list
+of layers, each specifying the paths it should contain.
+
+Nix invokes this program and uses the output to create a derivation for each
+layer, which is then built and returned to Nixery as usual.
+
+TIP: This is implemented in [`layers.go`][layers.go] in Nixery. The file starts
+with an explanatory comment that talks through the process in detail.
+
+## Popularity component
+
+The primary issue in calculating the popularity of each package in the tree is
+that we are interested in the runtime dependencies of a derivation, not its
+build dependencies.
+
+To access information about the runtime dependency, the derivation actually
+needs to be built by Nix - it can not be inferred because Nix does not know
+which store paths will still be referenced by the build output.
+
+However for packages that are cached in the NixOS cache, we can simply inspect
+the `narinfo`-files and use those to determine popularity.
+
+Not every package in nixpkgs is cached, but we can expect all *popular* packages
+to be cached. Relying on the cache should therefore be reasonable and avoids us
+having to rebuild/download all packages.
+
+The implementation will read the `narinfo` for each store path in the cache at a
+given commit and create a JSON-file containing the total reference count per
+package.
+
+For the public Nixery instance, these popularity files will be distributed via a
+GCS bucket.
+
+TIP: This is implemented in [popcount][] in Nixery.
+
+--------
+
+Hopefully this detailed design review was useful to you. You can also watch [my
+NixCon talk][talk] about Nixery for a review of some of this, and some demos.
+
+[Nixery]: https://github.com/google/nixery
+[grhmc]: https://grahamc.com/blog/nix-and-layered-docker-images
+[Nix]: https://nixos.org/nix
+[registry protocols]: https://github.com/opencontainers/distribution-spec/blob/master/spec.md
+[nixery.dev]: https://nixery.dev
+[dominator trees]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominator_(graph_theory)
+[gonum/graph]: https://godoc.org/gonum.org/v1/gonum/graph
+[layers.go]: https://github.com/google/nixery/blob/master/builder/layers.go
+[popcount]: https://github.com/google/nixery/tree/master/popcount
+[talk]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOI9H4oeXqA
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+I've been reading a few discussions on Reddit about the new NSA data
+centre that is being built and stumbled upon [this
+post](http://www.reddit.com/r/restorethefourth/comments/1jf6cx/the_guardian_releases_another_leaked_document_nsa/cbe5hnc),
+putting its alleged storage capacity at *5 zettabytes*.
+
+That seems to be a bit much which I tried to explain to that guy, but I
+was quickly blocked by the common conspiracy argument that government
+technology is somehow far beyond the wildest dreams of us mere mortals -
+thus I wrote a very long reply that will most likely never be seen by
+anybody. Therefore I've decided to repost it here.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+I feel like I've entered /r/conspiracy. Please have some facts (and do
+read them!)
+
+A one terabyte SSD (I assume that\'s what you meant by flash-drive)
+would require 5000000000 of those. That is *five billion* of those flash
+drives. Can you visualise how much five billion flash-drives are?
+
+A single SSD is roughly 2cm\*13cm\*13cm with an approximate weight of
+80g. That would make 400 000 metric tons of SSDs, a weight equivalent to
+*over one thousand Boeing 747 airplanes*. Even if we assume that they
+solder the flash chips directly onto some kind of controller (which also
+weighs something), the raw material for that would be completely insane.
+
+Another visualization: If you stacked 5 billion SSDs on top of each
+other you would get an SSD tower that is a hundred thousand kilometres
+high, that is equivalent to 2,5 x the equatorial circumference of
+*Earth* or 62000 miles.
+
+The volume of those SSDs would be clocking in at 1690000000 cubic
+metres, more than the Empire State building. Are you still with me?
+
+Lets speak cost. The Samsung SSD that I assume you are referring to will
+clock in at \$600, lets assume that the NSA gets a discount when buying
+*five billion* of those and gets them at the cheap price of \$250. That
+makes 1.25 trillion dollars. That would be a significant chunk of the
+current US national debt.
+
+And all of this is just SSDs to stick into servers and storage units,
+which need a whole bunch of other equipment as well to support them -
+the cost would probably shoot up to something like 8 trillion dollars if
+they were to build this. It would with very high certainty be more than
+the annual production of SSDs (I can\'t find numbers on that
+unfortunately) and take up *slightly* more space than they have in the
+Utah data centre (assuming you\'re not going to tell me that it is in
+fact attached to an underground base that goes down to the core of the
+Earth).
+
+Lets look at the \"But the government has better technologies!\" idea.
+
+Putting aside the fact that the military *most likely* does not have a
+secret base on Mars that deals with advanced science that the rest of us
+can only dream of, and doing this under the assumption that they do have
+this base, lets assume that they build a storage chip that stores 100TB.
+This reduces the amount of needed chips to \"just\" 50 million, lets say
+they get 10 of those into a server / some kind of specialized storage
+unit and we only need 5 million of those specially engineered servers,
+with custom connectors, software, chips, storage, most likely also power
+sources and whatever - 10 million completely custom units built with
+technology that is not available to the market. Google is estimated to
+have about a million servers in total, I don\'t know exactly in how many
+data centres those are placed but numbers I heard recently said that
+it\'s about 40. When Apple assembles a new iPhone model they need
+massive factories with thousands of workers and supplies from many
+different countries, over several months, to assemble just a few million
+units for their launch month.
+
+You are seriously proposing that the NSA is better than Google and Apple
+and the rest of the tech industry, world-wide, combined at designing
+*everything* in tech, manufacturing *everything* in tech, without *any*
+information about that leaking and without *any* of the science behind
+it being known? That\'s not just insane, that\'s outright impossible.
+
+And we haven\'t even touched upon how they would route the necessary
+amounts of bandwidth (crazy insane) to save *the entire internet* into
+that data center.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+I\'m not saying that the NSA is not building a data center to store
+surveillance information, to have more capacity to spy on people and all
+that - I\'m merely making the point that the extent in which conspiracy
+sites say they do this vastly overestimates their actual abilities. They
+don\'t have magic available to them! Instead of making up insane figures
+like that you should focus on what we actually know about their
+operations, because using those figures in a debate with somebody who is
+responsible for this (and knows what they\'re talking about) will end
+with you being destroyed - nobody will listen to the rest of what
+you\'re saying when that happens.
+
+\"Stick to the facts\" is valid for our side as well.
diff --git a/users/tazjin/blog/posts/reversing-watchguard-vpn.md b/users/tazjin/blog/posts/reversing-watchguard-vpn.md
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+TIP: WatchGuard has
+[responded](https://www.reddit.com/r/netsec/comments/5tg0f9/reverseengineering_watchguard_mobile_vpn/dds6knx/)
+to this post on Reddit. If you haven\'t read the post yet I\'d recommend
+doing that first before reading the response to have the proper context.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+One of my current client makes use of
+[WatchGuard](http://www.watchguard.com/help/docs/fireware/11/en-US/Content/en-US/mvpn/ssl/mvpn_ssl_client-install_c.html)
+Mobile VPN software to provide access to the internal network.
+
+Currently WatchGuard only provides clients for OS X and Windows, neither
+of which I am very fond of. In addition an OpenVPN configuration file is
+provided, but it quickly turned out that this was only a piece of the
+puzzle.
+
+The problem is that this VPN setup is secured using 2-factor
+authentication (good!), but it does not use OpenVPN\'s default
+[challenge/response](https://openvpn.net/index.php/open-source/documentation/miscellaneous/79-management-interface.html)
+functionality to negotiate the credentials.
+
+Connecting with the OpenVPN config that the website supplied caused the
+VPN server to send me a token to my phone, but I simply couldn\'t figure
+out how to supply it back to the server. In a normal challenge/response
+setting the token would be supplied as the password on the second
+authentication round, but the VPN server kept rejecting that.
+
+Other possibilities were various combinations of username&password
+(I\'ve seen a lot of those around) so I tried a whole bunch, for example
+`$password:$token` or even a `sha1(password, token)` - to no avail.
+
+At this point it was time to crank out
+[Hopper](https://www.hopperapp.com/) and see what\'s actually going on
+in the official OS X client - which uses OpenVPN under the hood!
+
+Diving into the client
+----------------------
+
+The first surprise came up right after opening the executable: It had
+debug symbols in it - and was written in Objective-C!
+
+![Debug symbols](/static/img/watchblob_1.webp)
+
+A good first step when looking at an application binary is going through
+the strings that are included in it, and the WatchGuard client had a lot
+to offer. Among the most interesting were a bunch of URIs that looked
+important:
+
+![Some URIs](/static/img/watchblob_2.webp)
+
+I started with the first one
+
+    %@?action=sslvpn_download&filename=%@&fw_password=%@&fw_username=%@
+
+and just curled it on the VPN host, replacing the username and
+password fields with bogus data and the filename field with
+`client.wgssl` - another string in the executable that looked like a
+filename.
+
+To my surprise this endpoint immediately responded with a GZIPed file
+containing the OpenVPN config, CA certificate, and the client
+*certificate and key*, which I previously thought was only accessible
+after logging in to the web UI - oh well.
+
+The next endpoint I tried ended up being a bit more interesting still:
+
+    /?action=sslvpn_logon&fw_username=%@&fw_password=%@&style=fw_logon_progress.xsl&fw_logon_type=logon&fw_domain=Firebox-DB
+
+Inserting the correct username and password into the query parameters
+actually triggered the process that sent a token to my phone. The
+response was a simple XML blob:
+
+```xml
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
+<resp>
+  <action>sslvpn_logon</action>
+  <logon_status>4</logon_status>
+  <auth-domain-list>
+    <auth-domain>
+      <name>RADIUS</name>
+    </auth-domain>
+  </auth-domain-list>
+  <logon_id>441</logon_id>
+  <chaStr>Enter Your 6 Digit Passcode </chaStr>
+</resp>
+```
+
+Somewhat unsurprisingly that `chaStr` field is actually the challenge
+string displayed in the client when logging in.
+
+This was obviously going in the right direction so I proceeded to the
+procedures making use of this string. The first step was a relatively
+uninteresting function called `-[VPNController sslvpnLogon]` which
+formatted the URL, opened it and checked whether the `logon_status` was
+`4` before proceeding with the `logon_id` and `chaStr` contained in the
+response.
+
+*(Code snippets from here on are Hopper\'s pseudo-Objective-C)*
+
+![sslvpnLogon](/static/img/watchblob_3.webp)
+
+It proceeded to the function `-[VPNController processTokenPrompt]` which
+showed the dialog window into which the user enters the token, sent it
+off to the next URL and checked the `logon_status` again:
+
+(`r12` is the reference to the `VPNController` instance, i.e. `self`).
+
+![processTokenPrompt](/static/img/watchblob_4.webp)
+
+If the `logon_status` was `1` (apparently \"success\" here) it proceeded
+to do something quite interesting:
+
+![processTokenPrompt2](/static/img/watchblob_5.webp)
+
+The user\'s password was overwritten with the (verified) OTP token -
+before OpenVPN had even been started!
+
+Reading a bit more of the code in the subsequent
+`-[VPNController doLogin]` method revealed that it shelled out to
+`openvpn` and enabled the management socket, which makes it possible to
+remotely control an `openvpn` process by sending it commands over TCP.
+
+It then simply sent the username and the OTP token as the credentials
+after configuring OpenVPN with the correct config file:
+
+![doLogin](/static/img/watchblob_6.webp)
+
+... and the OpenVPN connection then succeeds.
+
+TL;DR
+-----
+
+Rather than using OpenVPN\'s built-in challenge/response mechanism, the
+WatchGuard client validates user credentials *outside* of the VPN
+connection protocol and then passes on the OTP token, which seems to be
+temporarily in a \'blessed\' state after verification, as the user\'s
+password.
+
+I didn\'t check to see how much verification of this token is performed
+(does it check the source IP against the IP that performed the challenge
+validation?), but this certainly seems like a bit of a security issue -
+considering that an attacker on the same network would, if they time the
+attack right, only need your username and 6-digit OTP token to
+authenticate.
+
+Don\'t roll your own security, folks!
+
+Bonus
+-----
+
+The whole reason why I set out to do this is so I could connect to this
+VPN from Linux, so this blog post wouldn\'t be complete without a
+solution for that.
+
+To make this process really easy I\'ve written a [little
+tool](https://github.com/tazjin/watchblob) that performs the steps
+mentioned above from the CLI and lets users know when they can
+authenticate using their OTP token.
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+I\'ve been sick more in the two years in Sweden than in the ten years
+before that.
+
+Why? I have a theory about it and after briefly discussing it with one
+of my roommates (who is experiencing the same thing) I\'d like to share
+it with you:
+
+Normally when people get sick, are coughing, have a fever and so on they
+take a few days off from work and stay at home. The reasons are twofold:
+You want to rest a bit in order to get rid of the disease and you want
+to *avoid infecting your co-workers*.
+
+In Sweden people will drag themselves into work anyways, because of a
+concept called the
+[karensdag](https://www.forsakringskassan.se/wps/portal/sjukvard/sjukskrivning_och_sjukpenning/karensdag_och_forstadagsintyg).
+The TL;DR of this is \'if you take days off sick you won\'t get paid for
+the first day, and only 80% of your salary on the remaining days\'.
+
+Many people are not willing to take that financial hit. In combination
+with Sweden\'s rather mediocre healthcare system you end up constantly
+being surrounded by sick people, not just in your own office but also on
+public transport and basically all other public places.
+
+Oh and the best thing about this? Swedish politicians [often ignore
+this](https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article10506886.ab) rule and
+just don\'t report their sick days. Nice.
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+After having tested countless messaging apps over the years, being
+unsatisfied with most of them and finally getting stuck with
+[Telegram](https://telegram.org/) I have developed a little theory about
+messaging apps.
+
+SMU stands for *Security*, *Multi-Device* and *Usability*. Quite like
+the [CAP-theorem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAP_theorem) I believe
+that you can - using current models - only solve two out of three things
+on this list. Let me elaborate what I mean by the individual points:
+
+**Security**: This is mainly about encryption of messages, not so much
+about hiding identities to third-parties. Commonly some kind of
+asymmetric encryption scheme. Verification of keys used must be possible
+for the user.
+
+**Multi-Device**: Messaging-app clients for multiple devices, with
+devices being linked to the same identifier, receiving the same messages
+and being independent of each other. A nice bonus is also an open
+protocol (like Telegram\'s) that would let people write new clients.
+
+**Usability**: Usability is a bit of a broad term, but what I mean by it
+here is handling contacts and identities. It should be easy to create
+accounts, give contact information to people and have everything just
+work in a somewhat automated fashion.
+
+Some categorisation of popular messaging apps:
+
+**SU**: Threema
+
+**MU**: Telegram, Google Hangouts, iMessage, Facebook Messenger
+
+**SM**:
+[Signal](https://gist.github.com/TheBlueMatt/d2fcfb78d29faca117f5)
+
+*Side note: The most popular messaging app - WhatsApp - only scores a
+single letter (U). This makes it completely uninteresting to me.*
+
+Let\'s talk about **SM** - which might contain the key to solving SMU.
+Two approaches are interesting here.
+
+The single key model
+--------------------
+
+In Signal there is a single identity key which can be used to register a
+device on the server. There exists a process for sharing this identity
+key from a primary device to a secondary one, so that the secondary
+device can register itself (see the link above for a description).
+
+This *almost* breaks M because there is still a dependence on a primary
+device and newly onboarded devices can not be used to onboard further
+devices. However, for lack of a better SM example I\'ll give it a pass.
+
+The other thing it obviously breaks is U as the process for setting it
+up is annoying and having to rely on the primary device is a SPOF (there
+might be a way to recover from a lost primary device, but I didn\'t find
+any information so far).
+
+The multiple key model
+----------------------
+
+In iMessage every device that a user logs into creates a new key pair
+and submits its public key to a per-account key pool. Senders fetch all
+available public keys for a recipient and encrypt to all of the keys.
+
+Devices that join can catch up on history by receiving it from other
+devices that use its public key.
+
+This *almost* solves all of SMU, but its compliance with S breaks due to
+the fact that the key pool is not auditable, and controlled by a
+third-party (Apple). How can you verify that they don\'t go and add
+another key to your pool?
+
+A possible solution
+-------------------
+
+Out of these two approaches I believe the multiple key one looks more
+promising. If there was a third-party handling the key pool but in a way
+that is verifiable, transparent and auditable that model could be used
+to solve SMU.
+
+The technology I have been thinking about for this is some kind of
+blockchain model and here\'s how I think it could work:
+
+1.  Bob installs the app and begins onboarding. The first device
+    generates its keypair, submits the public key and an account
+    creation request.
+
+2.  Bob\'s account is created on the messaging apps\' servers and a
+    unique identifier plus the fingerprint of the first device\'s public
+    key is written to the chain.
+
+3.  Alice sends a message to Bob, her device asks the messaging service
+    for Bob\'s account\'s identity and public keys. Her device verifies
+    the public key fingerprint against the one in the blockchain before
+    encrypting to it and sending the message.
+
+4.  Bob receives Alice\'s message on his first device.
+
+5.  Bob logs in to his account on a second device. The device generates
+    a key pair and sends the public key to the service, the service
+    writes it to the blockchain using its identifier.
+
+6.  The messaging service requests that Bob\'s first device signs the
+    second device\'s key and triggers a simple confirmation popup.
+
+7.  Bob confirms the second device on his first device. It signs the key
+    and writes the signature to the chain.
+
+8.  Alice sends another message, her device requests Bob\'s current keys
+    and receives the new key. It verifies that both the messaging
+    service and one of Bob\'s older devices have confirmed this key in
+    the chain. It encrypts the message to both keys and sends it on.
+
+9.  Bob receives Alice\'s message on both devices.
+
+After this the second device can request conversation history from the
+first one to synchronise old messages.
+
+Further devices added to an account can be confirmed by any of the
+devices already in the account.
+
+The messaging service could not add new keys for an account on its own
+because it does not control any of the private keys confirmed by the
+chain.
+
+In case all devices were lost, the messaging service could associate the
+account with a fresh identity in the block chain. Message history
+synchronisation would of course be impossible.
+
+Feedback welcome
+----------------
+
+I would love to hear some input on this idea, especially if anyone knows
+of an attempt to implement a similar model already. Possible attack
+vectors would also be really interesting.
+
+Until something like this comes to fruition, I\'ll continue using
+Telegram with GPG as the security layer when needed.
+
+**Update:** WhatsApp has launched an integration with the Signal guys
+and added their protocol to the official WhatsApp app. This means
+WhatsApp now firmly sits in the SU-category, but it still does not solve
+this problem.
+
+**Update 2:** Facebook Messenger has also integrated with Signal, but
+their secret chats do not support multi-device well (it is Signal
+afterall). This means it scores either SU or MU depending on which mode
+you use it in.
+
+An interesting service I have not yet evaluated properly is
+[Matrix](http://matrix.org/).