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diff --git a/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md deleted file mode 100644 index 0e46bbedb0..0000000000 --- a/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,29 +0,0 @@ -A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE -=========================== - -One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the -Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly -afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice -said **YES?** - -"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! -Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a -heavy burden from my heart!" - -**WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.** - -"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. -Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with -injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, -mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe." - -**WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?** - -"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it." - -**OH. WELL, THEN *STOP*.** - -At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left -The Polyfather stranded alone with his species. - -SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER. |