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-A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE
-===========================
-
-One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the
-Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly
-afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice
-said **YES?**
-
-"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord!
-Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a
-heavy burden from my heart!"
-
-**WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.**
-
-"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain.
-Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with
-injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people,
-mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."
-
-**WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?**
-
-"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it."
-
-**OH. WELL, THEN *STOP*.**
-
-At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left
-The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.
-
-SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER.