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diff --git a/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md new file mode 100644 index 000000000000..0e46bbedb0cd --- /dev/null +++ b/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE +=========================== + +One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the +Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly +afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice +said **YES?** + +"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! +Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a +heavy burden from my heart!" + +**WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.** + +"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. +Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with +injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, +mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe." + +**WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?** + +"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it." + +**OH. WELL, THEN *STOP*.** + +At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left +The Polyfather stranded alone with his species. + +SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER. |