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authorVincent Ambo <mail@tazj.in>2021-04-05T14·55+0200
committerVincent Ambo <mail@tazj.in>2021-04-05T15·01+0200
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feat(web/converse): Import repository r/2440
Imports the converse forum software I wrote a few years ago. I want to
clean this up a bit and try using Hotwire with it.

Note: The original repository was AGPL-3.0 licensed. I'm the copyright
holder and have relicensed it to GPL-3.0 in the commit that is being
merged.

Imported from: https://github.com/tazjin/converse

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+A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE
+===========================
+
+One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the
+Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly
+afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice
+said **YES?**
+
+"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord!
+Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a
+heavy burden from my heart!"
+
+**WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.**
+
+"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain.
+Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with
+injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people,
+mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."
+
+**WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?**
+
+"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it."
+
+**OH. WELL, THEN *STOP*.**
+
+At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left
+The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.
+
+SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER.