feat(paroxysm): upload queries for all quotes to eta's pastebin r/1733

- Currently, asking for all your quotes either stalls the bot, or
  doesn't result in you getting all your quotes, or both. This aims
  to resolve this oversight by shoving them all in a pastebin.
- This uses the lovely `crimp` library by tazjin, which is really
  good at just doing HTTP stuff with minimal fuss. Amazing!
  (although we should probably actually use the depot version)
- Everything is hard coded for now, but we probably don't care.
- Stuff expires after 24 hours, for privacy reasons?
- We also had to add a function to format entries without colours,
  and took the opportunity to clean up the format!() a bit.

Change-Id: I6e75968c7da48a51fff327355b8fa2c025d0db75
Reviewed-on: https://cl.tvl.fyi/c/depot/+/1872
Tested-by: BuildkiteCI
Reviewed-by: glittershark <grfn@gws.fyi>
Reviewed-by: lukegb <lukegb@tvl.fyi>

1 files changed, 31 insertions, 4 deletions

diff --git a/fun/paroxysm/src/main.rs b/fun/paroxysm/src/main.rs
index 7bfdf8cb43..0fed3133f8 100644
--- a/fun/paroxysm/src/main.rs
+++ b/fun/paroxysm/src/main.rs
@@ -230,12 +230,39 @@ impl App {
                 if let Some(mut idx) = idx {
                     if idx == -1 {
                         // 'get all entries' ('*' parses into this)
+                        // step 1: make a blob of all the quotes
+                        let mut data_to_upload = String::new();
                         for i in 0..kwd.entries.len() {
-                            self.client.send_notice(
-                                nick,
-                                format!("[{}] {}", chan, kwd.format_entry(i + 1).unwrap()),
-                            )?;
+                            data_to_upload
+                                .push_str(&kwd.format_entry_colours(i + 1, false).unwrap());
+                            data_to_upload.push('\n');
+                        }
+                        // step 2: attempt to POST it to eta's pastebin
+                        // TODO(eta): make configurable
+                        let response = crimp::Request::put("https://theta.eu.org/lx/upload")
+                            .user_agent("paroxysm/0.0.2 crimp/0.2")?
+                            .header("Linx-Expiry", "86400")? // 24 hours
+                            .body("text/plain", data_to_upload.as_bytes())
+                            .timeout(std::time::Duration::from_secs(2))?
+                            .send()?
+                            .as_string()?;
+                        // step 3: tell the world about it
+                        if response.status != 200 {
+                            Err(format_err!(
+                                "upload returned {}: {}",
+                                response.status,
+                                response.body
+                            ))?
                         }
+                        self.client.send_notice(
+                            target,
+                            format!(
+                                "\x02{}\x0f: uploaded {} quotes to \x02\x0311{}\x0f (will expire in \x0224\x0f hours)",
+                                subj,
+                                kwd.entries.len(),
+                                response.body
+                            )
+                        )?;
                     } else {
                         if idx == 0 {
                             idx = 1;