feat(paroxysm): upload queries for all quotes to eta's pastebin r/1733

- Currently, asking for all your quotes either stalls the bot, or
  doesn't result in you getting all your quotes, or both. This aims
  to resolve this oversight by shoving them all in a pastebin.
- This uses the lovely `crimp` library by tazjin, which is really
  good at just doing HTTP stuff with minimal fuss. Amazing!
  (although we should probably actually use the depot version)
- Everything is hard coded for now, but we probably don't care.
- Stuff expires after 24 hours, for privacy reasons?
- We also had to add a function to format entries without colours,
  and took the opportunity to clean up the format!() a bit.

Change-Id: I6e75968c7da48a51fff327355b8fa2c025d0db75
Reviewed-on: https://cl.tvl.fyi/c/depot/+/1872
Tested-by: BuildkiteCI
Reviewed-by: glittershark <grfn@gws.fyi>
Reviewed-by: lukegb <lukegb@tvl.fyi>

1 files changed, 66 insertions, 0 deletions

diff --git a/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.lock b/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.lock
index 80fbbed58de4..bc826688410a 100644
--- a/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.lock
+++ b/fun/paroxysm/Cargo.lock
@@ -139,6 +139,16 @@ version = "0.7.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 
 [[package]]
+name = "crimp"
+version = "0.2.2"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
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+ "serde 1.0.114 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "serde_json 1.0.57 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+]
+
+[[package]]
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 version = "0.7.3"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
@@ -183,6 +193,34 @@ dependencies = [
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+name = "curl"
+version = "0.4.33"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
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+ "libc 0.2.74 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
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+ "openssl-sys 0.9.58 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "schannel 0.1.19 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
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+ "winapi 0.3.9 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
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+
+[[package]]
+name = "curl-sys"
+version = "0.4.36+curl-7.71.1"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
+ "cc 1.0.58 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "libc 0.2.74 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
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+ "openssl-sys 0.9.58 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "pkg-config 0.3.18 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "vcpkg 0.2.10 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "winapi 0.3.9 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+]
+
+[[package]]
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 version = "1.4.5"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
@@ -429,6 +467,17 @@ version = "0.2.74"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 
 [[package]]
+name = "libz-sys"
+version = "1.1.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
+ "cc 1.0.58 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "libc 0.2.74 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "pkg-config 0.3.18 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "vcpkg 0.2.10 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+]
+
+[[package]]
 name = "linked-hash-map"
 version = "0.3.0"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
@@ -690,6 +739,7 @@ version = "0.1.0"
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  "chrono 0.4.13 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
  "config 0.9.3 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "crimp 0.2.2 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
  "diesel 1.4.5 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
  "env_logger 0.7.1 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
  "failure 0.1.8 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
@@ -977,6 +1027,17 @@ version = "1.4.1"
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+name = "socket2"
+version = "0.3.12"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+dependencies = [
+ "cfg-if 0.1.10 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
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+ "redox_syscall 0.1.57 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
+ "winapi 0.3.9 (registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index)",
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+
+[[package]]
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 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
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