From 03bfe08e1dd9faf48b06cb146bfa446575cde88a Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Vincent Ambo Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2019 20:18:41 +0000 Subject: chore: Significantly restructure folder layout This moves the various projects from "type-based" folders (such as "services" or "tools") into more appropriate semantic folders (such as "nix", "ops" or "web"). Deprecated projects (nixcon-demo & gotest) which only existed for testing/demonstration purposes have been removed. (Note: *all* builds are broken with this commit) --- docs/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md | 29 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 29 insertions(+) create mode 100644 docs/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md (limited to 'docs/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md') diff --git a/docs/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md b/docs/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0e46bbedb0 --- /dev/null +++ b/docs/CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +A SERMON ON ETHICS AND LOVE +=========================== + +One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the +Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly +afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice +said **YES?** + +"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! +Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a +heavy burden from my heart!" + +**WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.** + +"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. +Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with +injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, +mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe." + +**WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?** + +"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it." + +**OH. WELL, THEN *STOP*.** + +At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left +The Polyfather stranded alone with his species. + +SINISTER DEXTER HAS A BROKEN SPIROMETER. -- cgit 1.4.1